I'd like to comment with a big, resounding "Duh"

@HAL9000:

Wasn't Buzz supposed to kill twitter?

Seeing that phone made me think "The Motorola HURR with MotoDURR"

Or you could sell that sumbitch for like $300

I think it's impressive that Apple is gonna release a software update that changes the laws of physics.

@Arken: What is it gonna take to prove that this is, in fact, an issue?

@starkbeats004: Because if it was just a visual problem, calls wouldn't drop and data wouldn't come to a crawl.

Guaranteed Apple is just patching it to always show 3-4 bars despite it actually having 0-2.

You'd think after having it happen every time, you would remember where the close button is and have it ready.

Apple: Buy more shit to make the device work properly

@TheCrudMan: That's some mighty jell-o vision

Damn, sourcing pics from Reddit and 4Chan now? For shame.

So I can't sync an iPhone 4 with an iMac G3?

@fishhy: It already DOES look gay - It's an Apple product.

@Fresh Prince: The Leftorium was a niche store that would have failed miserably if it wasn't for Homer's intervention.

Is Steve Jobs serious? What a fucking asshole.

Jesus fucking Christ, people, IT'S A PHONE

Here, I think this is a bit more accurate.

@DaCapin: no this is super mega awesome apple glass that is "more durable than plastic"