“Who is Luke Skywalker? He is supposed to be from Tatooine. Some say his father was Darth Vader. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Solo tell it, anybody could have worked for Skywalker. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick…

That’s not true! That’s impossible!

But the Adam Driver though

This seems likely. Luke is not in the poster. Rylo Ken is the only one in the poster with a mask. Ergo either Luke is either not important enough to be featured in the poster (unlikely), or Luke is Rylo Ken.

Guys —- what if it turned out Luke was Darth Vader’s son!

Worst case scenario, Abrams has decided to rip off one of the worst of the Old EU stories where Luke turned to the dark side and became the recently revived Palpatine’s apprentice. I’m not saying that’s specifically going to happen, but my Hack Writer Sense tells me Luke might be Kylo Ren.

There’s something incredible about the way that Predator fools the audience. It starts out feeling just like an Ahnold 80s classic in the Commando vein, with hyper-macho men gunning down mooks by the dozens and tossing off one-liners like so many grenades. Then the team leaves the guerrilla compound and something…

I think my favorite will always be the ESB “Style B” poster. Weirdly, while I’m a huge fan of Drew Struzan’s other work, I didn’t really care for his Special Edition posters. I did like his posters for the prequels, though (considerably more than the movies, at any rate), and I think his poster for TFA looks great!…

I have this in my collection, by Noriyoshi Ohrai.

Something your kids will like but you won’t.

Spoiler alert...

I was about to throw shade on yet another planet-killing super weapon, but then I realized this planet-killing super weapon is an actual planet, with an atmosphere, that they’ve just carved a giant gun into.

Unless he’s behind a mask...

Think about all the great character moments we could have by putting a guy in a white hood next to Luke Cage.

As long as he wears the cape and hood later. The idea of the other characters looking at him like he’s crazy in that big white hood and cape... Crap I just realized that it may be tricky to keep MK from looking like a member of the KKK in his classic suit. “Sweet Christmas! What the he’ll are you wearing?”

If they are scrapping an Iron Fist series, they might just make him a supporting character in the Luke Cage series.

I don’t know... on one hand I’d probably rather have a Moon Knight series than an Iron Fist one... but on the other, how can you have Luke Cage and no Danny Rand?? So confused right now...

God, can you imagine how crazy a Moon Knight series could be? Here you have a character that, basically, has DID and runs around at night beating people to a pulp for his God. It could be an amazing deconstruction of the Batman archetype.

This will work WAY better than a feature length film. Even better than a trilogy of films. I’m running out of time to watch all this quality televisjh, though.

Pretty obvious, the winner here is “Modok Trump”!