The irony of this idea is perfect.

I grew up in SD watching Gwynn play... the best story I have is when my Dad took my brother and me to Yuma for a spring training game against the A's. This was during the Canseco McGwire days. They barely sighned any autographs.

I used to do that at parties... drink a can of beer then secretly fill it with water and go back to mingle with "beer" in hand. Drink water for an hour or so and then grab another actual beer. Then repeat.

After a night of drinking, I pop a vitamin B12 and chug two pints of water. I wake up groggy and piss green but feel fine in an hour.

It clearly says "interviewee".

That. Was. AWESOME.