They won’t, but it would be nice.

No, dipshit. Your constitutional powers only extend to national security, not helping your buddies out in a proxy war.

“Why is it that most people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?”

weird how many people who aren’t good at anything think that they are qualified to comment on fashion.

While being jailed it terrible and none of these people involved should be put there, I really want to know who this guy voted for.

I’ll state the obvious: voting is, unfortunately, a right only extended to U.S. citizens

I dated a girl from Chicago who was going through a medical issue. We’d discuss what it entailed and her options, and she’d rattle off “Well, if we do Option 1 then (such and such), and my co-pay would be $4000, but if I choose Option 2 then (better but slightly more risky such and such) but my co-pay would be $11000.”

but most seem to have the Wood Part, the Sink Part, the Part With The Rubber Mat on it, and the Look But Dont Touch parts.

Why wait, I have it right here!

Oh no. What a monumental loss.

You fucking kidding me with that last tweet?

Hmmmm, it appears that your headline is wrong because I actually can support a free press while also supporting the arrest of Julian Assange. As your own website notes, he was working with Manning to actively crack passwords and subvert security to gain access to sensitive documents. This is blatantly illegal and…

I’d normally be inclined to agree. In 2016 he released the DNC emails. Then claimed to have the RNC emails but decided not to release them because he said there was nothing good in there.

At roundtable in Texas, President Trump laments that US troops at the border can’t get “a little rough,” because “everybody would go crazy ... can’t act like they would normally act — or like, let’s say, another military from another country would act.”

One way or another, the report will be out in time for 2020. President Goldfish bloviating about campaigning on it is as shortsighted as everything else he does.

Oranges? What about the strawberries?

C’mon Rafi, that’s borderline libelous. He’s maybe an Atari 2600 cartridge on his best day. You’ll be lucky if Nintendo doesn’t Hogan your ass.

The British are struggling right now, but even they aren’t that fucking stupid. 

My wife and I live in NE Ohio.

We were out for a walk this morning, and saw a small, handbill-sized poster stapled to a light pole.

It featured a classic, 50s-era depiction of a square-jawed, crew-cut white man, and a flaxen-haired, long-tressed white woman.

It read, simply, “We Have A Right To Exist!”

I’m Scotch-Irish by…

I personally love when people use the term ‘Beta Male’ or ‘Alpha Male’. It lets you know immediately that they are a complete moron.