matt-mara
matt.mara
matt-mara

Something interesting I read elsewhere (9to5mac) is that iOS 13 is effectively getting rid of 3D Touch. Instead, it’s going to go more the route of using Haptic Touch across all devices.

Im looking to buy now because I cannot wait for September. My current phone is on its last legs as it is, and I'm just waiting for some money before I can actually buy.

As someone who’s looking to buy an iPhone (XR) in the next week or so, I’m most excited about the dark mode and changes to Safari and Maps. That they’re claiming apps will open 2x faster is just icing on the cake.

How surprised am I that Steve King voted yes on a Democrat-backed bill? Holy fuck.

Barr: “Senator, are you trying to make me look like an idiot?”

The original was one of my most adored computer mice. We bought one when they were down to like $30, and it was so very much worth the cost. Sadly, the right mouse button stopped working circa 2010, so it had to be replaced. RIP, mouse.

He made a critical mistake in his comments. It isn’t that he had the system rigged “on” him, but that the system was rigged “for” him.

Theyre not necessarily fast-food places in the traditional sense, but for quick (non-Starbucks) coffee, I hit up gas stations. Circle K, RaceTrac, Buc-EE's, etc. Damn good selection, plenty of sweeteners and creamers to choose from, and dirt-freaking cheap to boot.

You could go play Jedi Academy, perhaps, if you want to play as a non-human...

That would be Jefferson Parish, not county. (Some of us down here get rather ornery about that.)

“Donald Trump’s is no more to blame for what happened than Mark Zuckerberg is for creating Facebook.”

I have been saying this for weeks to my Trump-adoring friends and family. And not one of them has offered any kind of (intelligible) response.

What, no pressure conference this time to announce the results? No doctor at the podium to try selling is obvious bullshit and lies?

Ok, Kellyanne of Green Goebbels (shamelessly stolen), show us the supposed video of the incident. As you and your ilk have made abundantly clear, unless you have ABSOLUTE PROOF of an incident, it didn't happen.

“Pear salad” was what my mom made whenever we had spaghetti on Sunday nights. It was literally half a (canned) pear spread with Blue Plate mayo and sprinkled liberally with cheddar.

By the logic of inviting this kid to the SOTU, my mother should be invited as well because she and her sister are die-hard Trumpers and my mom is a cancer survivor who STILL went to his dumbass rallies in New Orleans.

Bless my mother, she’s getting on in age and her health is going downhill.

Heres an idea: compulsory voting, like in Australia.

Hell, it was such an emergency that for two years nobody have enough of a shit to comment or debate it...

I claim Alton Brown. YOU MAY NOT HAVE HIM.