How surprised am I that Steve King voted yes on a Democrat-backed bill? Holy fuck.

Barr: “Senator, are you trying to make me look like an idiot?”

He made a critical mistake in his comments. It isn’t that he had the system rigged “on” him, but that the system was rigged “for” him.

Theyre not necessarily fast-food places in the traditional sense, but for quick (non-Starbucks) coffee, I hit up gas stations. Circle K, RaceTrac, Buc-EE's, etc. Damn good selection, plenty of sweeteners and creamers to choose from, and dirt-freaking cheap to boot.

That would be Jefferson Parish, not county. (Some of us down here get rather ornery about that.)

“Donald Trump’s is no more to blame for what happened than Mark Zuckerberg is for creating Facebook.”

I have been saying this for weeks to my Trump-adoring friends and family. And not one of them has offered any kind of (intelligible) response.

What, no pressure conference this time to announce the results? No doctor at the podium to try selling is obvious bullshit and lies?

Ok, Kellyanne of Green Goebbels (shamelessly stolen), show us the supposed video of the incident. As you and your ilk have made abundantly clear, unless you have ABSOLUTE PROOF of an incident, it didn't happen.

“Pear salad” was what my mom made whenever we had spaghetti on Sunday nights. It was literally half a (canned) pear spread with Blue Plate mayo and sprinkled liberally with cheddar.

By the logic of inviting this kid to the SOTU, my mother should be invited as well because she and her sister are die-hard Trumpers and my mom is a cancer survivor who STILL went to his dumbass rallies in New Orleans.

Bless my mother, she’s getting on in age and her health is going downhill.

Heres an idea: compulsory voting, like in Australia.

Hell, it was such an emergency that for two years nobody have enough of a shit to comment or debate it...

I claim Alton Brown. YOU MAY NOT HAVE HIM.

On the evening of February 5th, then, Trump’s lies and distortions of reality will be broadcast not (exclusively) on Twitter and Fox News, but on all major news networks.

Ive been going in a lot recently for a cafe au lait, but they always put “mis” on the cup. Was wondering what that was.

Away with you, you pretentious snob.

I clicked expecting a list of pretentious snobbery. But holy hell most of this is just common damn sense.

I hope it’s good, but I’m not holding my breath.