All of the errors make Republicans look bad. Why is it that they never make mistakes that make Democrats look bad?

First off, what kind of weird parties is Jesse going to that they line up people for you to interact with?

Bankers, advertising executives, and lawyers have never gotten anything wrong. NEVER.

Okay, this is where Rachael Ray & I part company.  She could spend only $40 a day but only if she stiffed the waitstaff.  Her tips were TERRIBLE! 

The food on that show was an atrocity but I have nothing but respect for this.

Fake News and bad journalism have caused a big downturn.

I’m not watching the interview, but please tell me the follow up to the whole “many Democrats are telling us we’re right” was “OK, name a few of them.”

Everything you said was made up, Mick.

I live about an hour from the border. People have found all kinds of terrorist material at the border. It’s terrifying. Something needs to be done.

I can't wait until Trump uses the "but...but .. Hillary!" defense in court. 

I’m so sick of people calling our President, the most powerful man in the world, nothing but a two-bit sack of shit.

When I first saw the shutdown was ending for 3 weeks, my first thought was that Donald was only doing it so he could give the SOTU.

“Greatest Witch Hunt in the History of our Country!”

Self serve kiosk? How much of a discount do I get for reducing your labor costs?

Don’t be a dick and don’t act entitled like some customers do. Otherwise they can point you to Amazon.com.

Actual answer: However you wanna order. Just don’t be an ass about it.

sooo you order the same thing from a place, almost always get the wrong order and continue to patron them?

If a retail person is openly judging me, I’m spending my money someplace else.

If you really want to make your Barista’s day, follow this order sequence:

I thought this was going to be a screed against too many changes, flavors etc, and I was prepared not to care because if I’m paying $5 I want it how I want it.