Remember, this is the stupid fuck who never served in a position of governance prior, and STILL, TO THIS FUCKING DAY, doesn’t know jackshit about how our government functions. And by extension, neither do his supporters.

This is a real tweet from the actual sitting president of the United States of America. Holy Schiff.

Normally any politician’s attempt at humor makes my skin crawl, but Schiff manages to respond in a somewhat clever way that bring the focus right back to Mueller’s investigation. Well done to him and his social team. 

He also complimented Antonin Scalia’s widow on how they had 9 kids together and then marveled over how awesome it was that she and her dead husband used to fuck so often.

“That’s Alright, Mother”

There’s no one thing called “Italian.” A lot of the people who immigrated to NY were from Sicily and Calabria, which are pretty distinct in terms of culture (and cuisine) from the north end e.g. Genova. Heck, modern Italy (as a nation) is almost 100 years younger than the US.

Onan. Onan. Onan.

“Democrats Turn Blind Eye to Wife Beater Avenatti” is more up their alley, please ignore all the wife beater Republicans and all the Democrats calling him out, kthx.

Stand by for Trump and Fox News dancing around this as definitive proof the Democratic party and all liberals everywhere are scum.

Me too. Reading these tweets only can result in two things, either an anger aneurysm or the Type of aneurysm Lewis Black described in his “If it weren't for my horse"bit. 

“Take crap, add potatoes, and cheese (and probably some can of soup) and slam it into a casserole dish. Top with crushed potato chips and bake until hot. Wait for your bitch aunt Susan to say ‘on my gosh!’ as she has been brought to orgasm for the first time in 50 years.”

Oh definitely Hannity, god all of this sucks.

“President Trump believes in a free press and expects and welcomes tough questions of him and his Administration.”

No it isn’t, it’s *The Ghost of James Madison’s Rage Boner*

omg your username is *chef kiss*

This is an obvious realization, but fuck, we could have remade the Supreme Court. Obama got two nominees, Clinton could have had two in the first two years of her presidency (hell, possibly three if RBG found that she liked her replacement). If we could have gotten a full 16 years of Democratic presidents, we could…

I’m still laughing over “Mr. Kurd”. I want to know what outlet he represented. Actually asked a useful question, not that he got an answer. 

I can’t bring myself to watch it, but does he really think “con job” is short for concentration job? WTF is a “concentration” job? 

Their faces twisted in confusion......now? He said that same type of shit a year ago, what’s fucking new in their lives or brains where they actually thought to think about how he is.

Spare yourself. Don’t watch the conference. You won’t learn anything you don’t already know about Trump and his world view.