Quaint?  Jesus, talk about diplomatic. Are you a U.N. ambassador?

Quaint?  Oh sweetie...you are so kind...

“Quaint” means “stupid” now?

Hey, how about some civility?

People wanting to take their picture with you is NOT proof that they respect you. “Look! I have a picture of myself with that giant orange turd! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

Whether he said good things about them or not, they love that he’s honest with them, and they’ve never seen anything like it. And so there’s a respect there.

They want that abortion ban so fucking badly. It’s only a matter of time until the USA gets a name change to the United Christian States of America and not worshiping God is a crime.

“What am I supposed to do? Go ahead and ruin this guy’s life based on an accusation?” Graham said. “I don’t know when it happened, I don’t know where it happened, and everybody named in regard to being there said it didn’t happen.”

You left out “mushroom head” and “yeti pubes”

Shouldn't this have been scheduled in Whitefish MT? The weird tiny epicenter of half of these folks for some reason.

I’m sure people in the area will be respectful of Midtown Tavern’s wishes to stay out of politics and not boycott them, send them death threats, or try to burn it down at all!

You would think the Republicans would have an issue confirming a guy who appears to have committed perjury. I swear they once tried to impeach a president for perjuring himself over oral sex.

Hey Carrie, let me make this clear to you, what Dr. Ford alleges is attempted rape, there’s no implication.

Make no mistake, Donald Trump will not leave office quietly. He will find the impeachment process itself objectionable. They will have to drag him from the office himself. If there are no impeachment proceedings and he poses the 2020 election, he will call it rigged and refude to allow the new president to be sworn in…

If you just need a gadget to trap a baby while you (attempt to) shower, we use “jumpers”, something like this:

Possibly greatest (unexpected) line Moffat ever wrote in Dr Who: “The interface is hot!” “I do my best...”

Not that we care about these types of things these days, but that Trump tweet is clearly promoting a book. If only we had a rule against that

A Republican representative from Louisiana wants to drug test all of Congress every term,

Tucker Carlson called Michael Avenatti a “creepy porn lawyer” over and over on the chyron of his show