Seriously with this question? The sign doesn’t mean you check the phone at the coat check. If your phone rings (or vibrates) get up from the table and take the call outside. Which is exactly what you should do even without a damn sign on the door

It’s adorable that you think they even bother trying to explain things to him at this point.

“...when I was successfully raising Billions of Dollars to help rebuild Puerto Rico.”

Guess his magic wand is his penis.

As of 9:30 pm on Monday, all of these inaccurate tweets by the president were still up.

If the service sucked, by all means write a Yelp review.

On the other hand, if you went to a restaurant and the service was awesome... write a Yelp review too. 

“THANK YOU FOR FEEDING US MAGGOTS YOU IMBECILIC CUNTS.

Maggots showed up multiple times, so why did that happen? How did they pass an inspection and then have maggots so soon again afterwards?

I believe it was he head of the VA (unless those are the same thing) but then he was called out by Senator Tester, who Trump is now trying to unseat. 

God, remember when the president took a physical,  which resulted in oddly good remarks, and that physician was essentially offered a promotion?

Very few thought “he seems smart.”  Most thought, “fuck Hillary Clinton.”

Moleskines are great notebooks. I prefer getting those when I am in the mood for handwriting journal entries, though that’s rare for me nowadays.

Not to mention that going around proclaiming your piety is explicitly a sin.

It’s a pretty common practice, especially if the court were appellate or higher. That said, it’s done out of respect so I’d be referring to him as Shithead Moore.

I do go around expecting people to call me “His Excellency,” because I have not yet stopped being excellent.

Yes, he stopped being ‘judge Moore’ the minute he was stripped of his seat. It should have read ‘fmr. Judge Moore, (D)-isgraced’

At the very least.

“They usually do it with the mafia,” Dershowitz added. “It’s the Al Capone approach. If we can’t get him on the grounds that we’d really want him on, let’s go after him on taxes, let’s go after him on business.”

She's also a blonde, white woman. Fox News would scream white genocide.