matt-mara
matt.mara
matt-mara

#NotMyQ

Agreed.

The party of personal responsibility, y’all!

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

Hes going to say some SPECTACULARLY dumb stuff tonight.

I used to travel with a friend who was legally blind. We stopped one night at a family restaurant in Jonesboro, Arkansas, which advertised itself as the home of the “Flying Dinner Rolls”. It turns out that they sometimes deliver rolls to your table by throwing them at you from across the room. As we were seated, my

If a biscuit is hard enough you can actually assault someone with it, they need to be jailing whoever made it too.

The Hobo Lobo Bordello Slam Jam sounds like the cheapest item on the “menu” at the Bunny Ranch. I think it means they let a homeless guy and a wolf have sex with you.

You can feed firefighters and still be a douche. You can end world hunger and still be a douche. A douche isn’t necessarily a bad person.

“We need the 2nd Amendment to protect us from the government taking away our rights!”

“I’ve been doing this a long time now and people are used to it, every rally, it’s like, people have said P.T. Barnum. People have said that before. And they think that’s easy, because hey, P.T. Barnum, he does the circus. ... They don’t realize, it’s a lot of work. It’s not easy.”

Sarah,

That Florida Man/ Twitler Rally with the screaming cletuses flipping off the press booth and howling obscenities into the camera.... was the biggest display of the whole “We Must Have Civility” problem. And here’s Sanders, right on cue, to lie about it for us.

Right?! STOP FUCKING APOLOGIZING TO THIS WOMAN FOR SOMETHING THAT NEVER HAPPENED. The jokes weren’t about her goddamn appearance, and I don’t believe that she doesn’t understand that. Fuck her.

None of that is as crazy as how many people in the audience, who regularly buy groceries, will believe his claim that you need ID at the grocery store.

Lol triggered libtards think MAGA is sinking! It’s actually on fire as it is sinking.

Has anyone else been really uneasy when news comes out about trans people during this administration? Like, I’m not going to lie, I’m scared that Trump is going to pick us as his boogeyman of the day and send his followers out to harass us.

Id wager shes exactly who she appears to be. A rich, miserable, colluder who doesnt give a sh!t about anyone outside her inner circle.