“I need stock footage of Mexicans, stat!”

Hannity wore his “Barbecue Best” outfit.

That shirt is the crime here.

Based on Cohen’s excellent lawyering, I’m guessing that’s what Cohen told Hannity.

I really want to know if Hannity actually thought his “pinky-swear that you won’t tell the judge my name” bit was going to work.

I think they should cut back on his meds, and let nature take its course..

That’s right! They make food and do laundry and landscaping at his club. He loves hispanics... cause if it weren’t for them, he would have to pay 3 times the amount of money for legals to do the work. Ever notice the people who make most immigration laws are the ones who employee more immigrants than anyone else?

Taco bowl, right up there with Nachos as the least Mexican shit you can eat

I wonder how Sanders will explain this away: “Trump was just joking when he implied that Hispanic people can’t be small business owners!” I just can’t anymore.

So he’s basically high off his gourd because his aides have drugged him to keep him from raging all day and potentially having a massive heart attack.

“Are there any Hispanics in the room?”

Well, that and she doesn’t mind falling on his sword.

I mean... there are so many places to nail Drumpf on his tweets, and this is the hill you charge?

The missiles is one thing, whatever. The bragging about how amazing the US military is? That’s a giant “I dare you to do something” to other countries. He doesn’t think before he says anything. He’s daring someone like Russia to do something, and if they did, that’s it. There would be a loss of life and all the blood…

Watch out Kim Jong-Un! Stop your nuclear program, or might give you a weeks warning before blowing up a few of your empty buildings! #fireandfury

I know there’re much more relevant questions in this whole shitfuckery, but I can’t avoid noticing...

... a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.

As they say, there’s a tweet for everything.