If I dodged and stuttered and made excuses like this lady in a job interview, I would not get the job.

“Yep, we’re going to be launching some cruise missiles VERY SOON! Don’t even bother to try and evacuate or fortify your most valuable assets so they aren’t destroyed by this devastating attack. Especially don’t move all the MIG-29 fighter aircraft and MI-8 helicopter gunships at the Hama Air Base to a safer location,…

With a nice little visit from law enforcement the next day

“As soon as I put this hot poker up my ass, I’m going to chop my dick off.”

Why is this “he should lose sponsors” territory and not “he should lose his job and any prospects for future jobs” territory?

Whoever timed that screenshot: bravo. There is so much discomfort and agitation in those two. Doocy looks like central casting put out a call for “dour constipated old white man,” while Earnhardt’s hands alone scream anger—if you handed that woman a live kitten, it’d be dead within seconds.

Oh Jay-Z is a distraction all right. Fox News focusing on a rapper’s comments is a distraction from Mr Four Bankruptcies ratcheting up a needless trade war with China, Pruitt’s never-ending scandals at tax payer expense or the Mercers’ and Bannon’s involvement in the Facebook data theft.

I am as white as they come, and fairly poor (workingman’s salary), and I have no doubt white privilege is more pervasive today than it ever was.

“Because Jay-Z’s complaining about white privilege, but we had a black president for eight years. Did he do a good job?”

“This was not an emotionally disturbed call...we have to stay straight on the facts of this incident today.”

In my opinion, missing items are on the servers. They should be checking the order to make sure everything is correct before they bring it to you. If they bring something to you just so it doesn’t die in the expo window and have to refire the whole meal/table (which isn’t going to happen somewhere like Applebees),…

All together now... IT’S ONLY WRONG WHEN A DEMOCRAT DOES IT.

“We cannot and will not allow voices to be censored by agenda-driven intimidation efforts…We look forward to having Laura Ingraham back hosting her program next Monday when she returns from spring vacation with her children.”

So, Trump is joining a motion to compel arbitration under an agreement that she didn’t sign and that his personal lawyer says he knew nothing about? I’m speechless.

Its all about our right to bernaise arms.

So once again, it’s…

“Democrats really let them down. They truly let them down, they had this great opportunity...and now people are taking advantage of DACA.”

So is he actually doing a job? Because all he seems to do is go to a golf course, or keep repeating the same thing every single week. His mind focuses on 4-5 things total, and he brings each one back every few days. He never has any original thoughts. It’s always DACA/immigration, Amazon bad, “NO COLLUSION/WITCH…

We’re all Schroedinger’s liberal: simultaneously a precious snowflake and a violent antifa thug.

“Hmm...how can I issue an ‘apology’ and still sound like a sanctimonious prick?”