Sociopath. Psychopaths know to fake emotion.

Only one path to God and for some reason, it involves donating lots of money to a church?

100% effective

Four Indictments And A Funeral.

Is that necessary? When I pay by card and tip cash, I typically wait for the server to take the credit slip and tip before I leave. I don’t feel comfortable just leaving cash lying around.

If you do choose to pay with a credit card but leave a cash tip, PLEASE remember to write “cash” in the tip line on your receipt, so your server doesn’t think you stiffed him or her.

I’d gladly take a living wage than have to worry if I’m going to have a $300 shift or a $47 one.

I wholly support servers’ right to under-report their tips. They get treated like shit and paid like shit. Meanwhile, the 1% and every corporation in the country is evading left and right, but it’s the person who makes $3 an hour that everybody is getting all up in arms about.

No one told you how to tip. People asked which servers prefer, and she told us. That’s it. Literally anything else you’re feeling is, well, exactly that: your feelings.

OK? The tone of the column wasn’t negative towards people who tip on cards.

I love all the “How dare you evade taxes!” comments.

Slip it into their cleavage

Not only was your friend a thief, he upped his game to felony theft.

Yeah, that’s a crime.

no one is going to bother a dispute on whether the charge is $147 or $145.

I call em “Freedom Egg Cakes”

What’s that America? You actually thought Trump was serious about an assault rifle ban, expanded background checks, and protections for victims of domestic assault from gun violence?

Aw contraire, Kalshnikovs are too reliable to backfire. AR’s on the other hand...

Srsly, this just slam-dunk validated the life choices of several generations of art majors!

Universal means something different to a lot of people.