Why does she have a belt around her neck?

Yes. That’s who she looks like. It’s been bugging me forever.

Thelma? THELMA?

“Illogical” is a word that isn’t in Fox or the Republican dictionary. “Logic” is not electing a leader who is over 70 years old, failed every business he ran, and continually makes an idiot out of himself. They also get extremely emotional when you threaten to take away their guns. That’s not normal.

She looks like the Baroness from GI JOE

That whole article screams “made up”. All he did was walk up to someone, the person recognized him, and then ran away in fear. Mmmhmmm... Yeah... Sure... That totally happened.

I have a friend who’s one. And my reaction was, “Hey, that’s cool. Whatever makes you happy.”

Not harming others? One of them dug up my begonias.

You’re the one thats socially retarded.

That’s odd. Usually he rubs off on his daughter.

Does this mean Barron Trump is an anchor baby?

I can’t. The apparent, bountiful love between the two of them makes me too envious.

Given your karma, you face an existence where Jabba The POTUS and the Keebler Elf come over in bras and panties so you can personally approve of the new line!

Also, what insurance company would ever allow a school system to do this?

Ideally never. Keep the populace nice and dumb, it’s the GOP way.

GOP: Here’s a handgun.
Teacher: Does this mean we have enough money that I don’t need to buy my own glitter and yarn for my kindergartners?
GOP: FUCK OFF, FREELOADER!

So, we refuse to pay them a good salary or cover their classroom supplies but now we need to force them to take expensive likely useless training from some NRA splinter group?

What’s even stupider about this is that you can be 100% certain that they’re not proposing to pay for any of this. The thousands of dollars per teacher this would cost are just going to be one more element of teaching that teachers are expected to pay for out of their own pockets.