It makes me sad that I have to explain this concept every two or three months, but here goes:

For most water-based liquids (of which milk is one), there’s an old adage: “A pint’s a pound the world around.” While this might not apply to, perhaps, heavy whipping cream as well as it would to whole milk, it’s a general idea and so just measure it however you want.

I saw him on an episode of NCIS: Los Angeles a couple years ago when he played a Navy officer. It made me actually sad to see how he’s grown older and...larger. Made me actually miss TNG Riker.

TMP was preachy and the uniforms were terrible, but the film was good. Wrath of Khan was awesome. Search for Spock was a bit schlocky and rough at points, but overall good. Voyage Home was a fun romp (“double dumbass on you!”). Undiscovered Country was straight up awesome.

Nope. A reporter asked specifically about his promise, and the only thing Assange said amounted to “We’re really happy that Chelsea Manning will be free!”

The only feeling in get after eating Taco Bell is the same feeling I get after Chinese: “damn I want some food now.”

A friend’s dad has it timed. If he eats Taco Bell, he will need either a toilet or new pants 28 minutes later. This happens, reportedly, without fail.

Anyone want to mention the eviscerating questioning laid down by the esteemed Senator from Minnesota, Mr Al Franken? He bitch-slapped Sen. Sessions with (essentially) “Why are you grossly exaggerating your record, when we have clear evidence that you either outright lied or at best fudged details in your disclosures?”

That trailer is bringing back so many memories of my earliest days at a computer... And the VHS-style intro is just—words cannot express my absolute joy.

Two words:

Already happened, apparently. A few days ago there was a story (on Gizmodo, maybe?) about a child who ordered herself a new dollhouse through an Echo.

As someone who likes Sens. Warren and Sanders, I would be appalled if all they did was run their mouths on the Internet and call people losers.

Was thinking more...

Ah. So you’re on of the many, many sore winners that have come out of the woodwork. Good to know.

As a gay male, I think I have a somewhat unique perspective on the mechanics due to my relationship status, but the rest of it? Like, the feelings and shit? Naw, man.

As a gay male, I think I have a somewhat unique perspective on the mechanics due to my relationship status, but the rest of it? Like, the feelings and shit? Naw, man.

I can sort of understand the accidental anal thing, as it happened to my boyfriend and me on New Year’s Day. This requires explanation: He is FTM trans.

You say that, but many a year ago I learned the hard way that forcing games to run on computers that cannot handle them is a bad idea. It was SimCity 2000 and my family’s first desktop running Windows 3.1—I ruined the computer and we had to go to my uncle’s house two hours away to get it fixed. Mom was not happy.

Everyone I know—including me—did that.

Also World-Class Track Meet and the Power Pad (was that its name?).