It’s terribly off-topic and possibly NSFW, but I would watch the hell out of a video featuring her and Anne Burell cooking together. Naked. And “cooking” is a euphemism.

I remember more than a few instances of him continuing a lecture while washing his hands, particularly in the earlier episodes.

Thankfully, we can still look back on chefs and cooks like Alton Brown and Anne Burrell, who handled raw meat...and then immediately reminded viewers to wash their stinking hands. Although I can only recall one instance of Alton Brown specifically saying “lots of soap and lots of hot water” (or words to that effect),…

No idea about the doll shoe, but obviously the USB adapter was so she could charge her phone and the egg timer was there because, quite frankly, it’s hard to tell just when to remove the egg from your rectum.

Sir Ian McKellen or Mr James May. Because Morgan Freeman--while an outstanding orator--is kind of cliche now, I should think.

By god, no matter the hellscape that is my family Christmas, I can come here every year and enjoy the annual “What’s Down/Up/In Your Holes?” list. It’s...it’s...*sniff* beautiful.

Their Sonic looks...oddly-proportioned.

Also, Fahey—I like Poplio quite a bit. Water types are awesome, but when my boyfriend gave me Moon as a month-early Christmas gift, I had to pick Litten. That two of my other friends had taken Rowlet (why, I’ll never know) and Poplio was a consideration, but I wanted Litten because he’s just like me. He has this look…

Meanwhile, Build-a-Bear has Pikachu (and Charmander now too!) for less than thirty bucks. (Or sixty if you want to buy the package deal with hoodie and costume and trading card.)

So what you’re saying, essentially, is that an Acura TL Type S is the Toyota Hilux of the sedan world.

So...

A remote? When my mother was a child, the “remote” was whatever kid was in the living room...

Back when the Super NES was brand-spanking-new, my family still had an IntelliVision console and a TV that had a dial on the front (no remote, kids). My mom’s sister took pity on us when Christmas came around that year and gave us an SNES and three or four games.

Oh, sure, I could drive that Fiat thing with an IDP—

Etching is scratching. Scratches in Pyrex are bad, as my boyfriend’s mother learned when she tried heating soup in a Pyrex bowl that had a bunch of scratches in it. She touched the bowl, and hot soup and glass shards exploded.

That only works for me if the Enterprise-D MSD includes the true source of all its power--a mouse on a wheel.

Love the gif, but I still cannot stand Louis Litt. No matter what ostensibly good deed he does, he is still a slimy sleaze who would sell his own mother for a quick buck. And did I mention he’s a slimy sleaze? That seems important.

Xanax and vistaril make lovely hors d’ouerves when paired with a nice Thunderbird and Boone’s Farm spritzer. (Remember not to be a classless buffoon--serve your spritzer in a champagne flute!)

Seconding both Temple Run 2 and Plague Inc. Every phone I’ve used for the past three years has had those two games on them.

For those bemoaning that Amazon is out, this same deal applies at GameStop, Best Buy, and—I believe—Walmart. YMMV, but you might be able to get one at those retailers.

For those bemoaning that Amazon is out, this same deal applies at GameStop, Best Buy, and—I believe—Walmart. YMMV,…