I scrolled down here to see who the biggest asshole is.

That is incredibly offensive. I mean, a yellow bucket hat? That’s soooo 1992. This guy needs his wardrobe annexed.

50 million on transfers and player salaries? From their current position that MAYBE gets them back to the Premier League. Maybe. To be top 6? Nope. Also, this Leicester thing won’t happen again, so don't hope for that.

I am sat at home, in bed, with a cold. That just made me feel 37% better.

I like the penetration up front with Wood, but having Johnson right behind him might be too much.

“Until you abuse the privilege and get demoted”.

This sounded good until I scrolled to...

1. AI crossing Jordan

The Evolution of the Shitshies. BasedMS, 2016.

How high is the water is US regulation toilet bowls? Jeez. There should be a good 12 inches and clear(ish) air between the hand and water.

Holy Jesus that is a horrific image. Talk about pressure: shitty toilet roll dunk between the legs and all up in your junk area? It’s a recipe for a bigger disaster than the 2015 76ers. The answer of course - demurely plop the paper in the bowl immediately after use. There’s no need to inspect that shit unless you’re…

You should go to Germany. If anyone even mentions the war they get tighter than Eli Manning on fourth and long.

Probably the biggest turning point for the European theatre: Not destroying the RAF and its airfields when it could have, and instead choosing to retaliate to the British bombing of German cities and civilians with the blitz. Our cities were destroyed, but it saved the country.

The Argentinian goal from the free kick is double annoying as they did the exact same thing against England in France 98.

Possibly due to the fact that the keeper was laying down on the edge of the six yard box as the ball sailed over her head.

Nope.

Why the shaven underarms? I can't imagine that flies in Russia.

Making Dan Carter a kicker is like making LeBron the guy who mops up the sweat.

I remember when I had my first beer.

Could you beat Allyson Felix in the 100m? I think you mean “The top women athletes can’t match the top male athletes”