Just found my new set of desktop backgrounds. Amazing work all around.

What you should do is start talking to your other friends about how cheap she is behind her back. Really build up some animosity. Then if you ever go out together again, ask for split checks, but only 2 of them. One for the table and one for her. And if you’re in line for coffee tell Claire and Alice to go ahead and…

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.

“if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Neccothelioma ...”

He looks so full of life, and pcp

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

Come the fuck on.

Bird shifted the powers around to better fit the “family” analogy.

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

On the one hand, this punishment seems a bit light. On the other hand, at least he didn’t let a couple of players get free tattoos. 

Clearly you've never watched the Hebrew National League

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Baltimore: Donnie.

Davis looks like a Ghoul shop keeper from the Fallout universe.

>>> and listed addresses for some of those signatures that weren’t homes.

Turns out it’s far more action packed than the song implies. 

Sounds like getting out of the reins didn't feel too good though.

Wait a minute, what do you mean? The Shining is already a heartwarming family comedy: