Do they also have a statue for the best ever death metal band out of your town?

You beat me to it. This was my first exposure to the song, but I still love the energy in that performance. And those horns!

Very nice write-up, thank you. As a nearly lifelong Floridian, Tom Petty’s music was ubiquitous, and yet as many others have noted, never unwelcome.

That’s always a concern with data analysis. Often the first draft/back of the cocktail napkin analysis is the one that gets published, and that often requires subsequent revisions (either better data becomes available, requirements get refined, etc.). It’s kind of like journalism - you can be first, or you can be…

Great, now they’re going to go after Peter Frampton and that episode of The Simpsons where Homer goes to Lollapalooza.

Must be nice to be able to deflect from your own scoreboard burn a few days earlier.

Depends on where the game is. On most college campuses, no. At neutral site games, or games in pro stadiums, often yes. Not that it matters by that point - the people drinking beer are just trying to maintain from the tailgate.

Still not yet worse than that duet he did with Sheryl Crow.

And culturally appropriated stolen from Florida State. Though they should get rid of it too. Not only because it’s racist, but also because that would force the Marching Chiefs to learn a new song.

*cough* bullshit *cough*

I was going to blame her anyway for giving an X chromosome with the alopecia trait, but your idea makes much more sense!

As a bald white male, this confuses me. Aside from that, very interesting Random Roles (as is always the case when Will does them).

Like a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.

Hard to say. I don’t think we have good numbers on the Budd Dwyer press conference to use as a benchmark.

+1 thought and prayer

They already limit their dating pool within the family. Why not limit their choice of names too?

To try to answer Shepard’s question about painting the end zones for different teams in the Orange Bowl, I can only assume that they thought they were hosting an actual Orange Bowl.

It’s the timing that makes me suspicious. If he did something that objectionable, why wait until the day after training camp closes? And if he’s been there for 38 years, then surely if he’d been selling jerseys or harassing someone, he’d have a pattern of behavior that would have been actionable long before this. This…

The new guy is a charmless chode. I was looking forward to the show's return but the new host drained all my interest after the first segment.