+1 thought and prayer

They already limit their dating pool within the family. Why not limit their choice of names too?

To try to answer Shepard’s question about painting the end zones for different teams in the Orange Bowl, I can only assume that they thought they were hosting an actual Orange Bowl.

It’s the timing that makes me suspicious. If he did something that objectionable, why wait until the day after training camp closes? And if he’s been there for 38 years, then surely if he’d been selling jerseys or harassing someone, he’d have a pattern of behavior that would have been actionable long before this. This…

The new guy is a charmless chode. I was looking forward to the show's return but the new host drained all my interest after the first segment.

I've been in that place at 2:30 AM when some drunk fuck ordered those wings. I like heat in my food but I couldn't even be inside the restaurant when those wings came out.

There's a pencil-thin line between a good mustache pun and a bad one.

Mustache on or off?

PPP? Podrick's Pleasure Palace?

Then you probably don't want to hear about my stint a long time ago as a 911 operator and dispatcher in Florida. Few things wake you up during a midnight shift like the screams of a man who had a cockroach get stuck in his ear while he was sleeping.

Not until Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever 2: Ecks-Lectric Boogaloo gets greenlit.

This has probably already been answered by this point, but one of the benefits of herd immunity is that, by reducing the foothold a disease has on a population, you reduce the chance that the disease will mutate to a final form where it can spread to the vaccinated population as well.

I'm reasonably certain that ESPN's recent decline in subscribers and revenue is due to their using "Centuries" for every transition bumper on SportsCenter.

Every summer, I think that kolsch is going to become the next popular style of beer for the season, and every summer I'm wrong.

Of course I was beaten.

Sadly, that's going to be problematic going forward.

As long as 2002 focuses on Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, I'd be OK with that.

Upvoting for the Daniela Bianchi love. FRWL is my favorite Bond movie largely because of her.

Yes, Kylie Minogue is rather callipygian.

And anyone who watched Sportscenter in the 90's could always be counted on to learn where Dick Trickle finished a race.