Unfortunately, not all the MILFs I've been with have had a particular set of skills.

Damn straight. Back in my day, which predates American Pie by about 10 years, a MILF had to be the mom of someone you knew. I tell you, it's almost enough to make a man resort to tearjerking.

Always liked her look in Dark City. And Inventing the Abbotts.

SPHYNX!

Find out what really happened in the Sarlacc at BobaFettLife.com.

This turned into Battlefield Earth so quickly I didn't even notice.

Or Tim Krumrie for the Bengals against the 49ers in Super Bowl XXIII. Or Jeremy Lane's interception in last Sunday's game.

Oh my God! You're crazy! They're so obviously mammals.

Thanks to your gloomy music, my children have stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide them.
Edit: Wanted to move this here from earlier up, for obvious reasons.

And nobody would catch him because he'd be long gone before anyone dialed 0118 999 881 99 9119 725 3.

Stay out of my territory.

I went on an Ellroy kick after seeing the movie when it was in theaters. He's another author that, once you put in the work to get on his wavelength, you can see everything he describes so vividly.

When I had to read it in college, I decided the title referred to having to read an extra 500 pages after the crime as punishment.

Some people don't, but that's usually because they have something in their eyes.

Anybody else playing on PC that got fed up with the k/m controls and switched to a controller?

And yet he's defending materialism, so he must be OK with families spending Black Friday together.

That's going to be the name of the post-Roger Waters Pink Floyd tribute band I did not know I needed to form until now.

That would never fly in my neighborhood, The parents trail behind in a car while the kids walk from door to door, because Florida.

To be fair, Super Karate Monkey Death Car was already taken.

Marvel doesn't own the film rights to X-Men. 21st Century Fox does, and if they're going to put him in X-Men movies, it's not going to be the R-rated Deadpool the public doesn't yet know it needs.