Bonus points for actually working it into a solid response to an actual question, and not just throwing it up here like (looks in mirror) some people do.

He was asked where he was, what round he was going in to and what day of the week it was, and all of his answers were perfect.

I’ve never been in a combat sport, but I’ve had multiple concussions (football!) and I’ve got to say that from the stories my family and friends told me of the events, I could not have answered any of those questions except for where I was. I was in Junior/Sr High School, so those were easy questions. “At school.”

Shitty taste? That Sonics team had GP at his peak, the Reign Man, Detlef, and George Karl in pure WTF mode. That Sonics team was fun, entertaining as hell, and loaded with charisma. That team was just joy on a basketball court.

I’m going to hold off on genuflecting until GS wins the title. But if they do, they will be the greatest team I have ever seen. And I’m old enough to have watched the 96 Bulls. (I rooted for the Sonics in the Finals. I had shitty taste as a teenager)

Honestly, this is such a genius move from Obama. If they finally grow up and approve him? Great, we get a really brilliant moderate to replace asshole conservative Scalia. Huge step up.

I'd just like to say, as a reform Jew, I loled super hard at this comment because you're basically right.

Yes, the Court will continue to be composed entirely of Jews and Catholics if he is appointed, which is interesting, considering how it used to be that it was always exclusively Protestant.

I do find it somewhat funny that Dodgers rookie pitcher Kenta Maeda has had 3 AB’s this season, and has scored more runs than the entire San Diego Padres roster has in 92 AB’s.

“We do have 159 games left. We will score runs this year, and we will win series this year.”

This reminds me of something what happened in the fantasy baseball keeper league I’m in. It’s a 5x5 roto style league, 12 owners, 3 keepers. While most keep late round picks, this one owner always kept mid round ones. We felt it was a poor strategic choice to say the least. I usually opt for young starters, as they…

It was a postponed game. So there were probably tons of people who took monday off only to have the game cancelled, and couldn’t make it to Tuesday. Plus, with the wind chill it was in the 20's.

yo it was fucking cold up here yesterday.

Garvey doesn’t work in this case, since the one and only condom he ever bought (the night of his senior prom) was never opened. He just got good at theatrically flashing it and then making crinkle crinkle noises and then it’s not his fault if women just make assumptions.

I couldn’t agree more—the “purists” that hate the rule need to have someone dive into their knee while they're not looking and maybe that will change some attitudes.

is HamNo a cat? or he will unionise cats?

Went to the NYT article looking for something to snark on, but then I saw this and felt a flicker in my cold dead heart. D’awwwww.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.