And good dogs.

Not everyone can wear contacts.

I think one of the downsides for some folks—myself included—is that they’re literally unable to wear contacts. In my case, my eyes are just too sensitive, but I tried nearly every kind before giving up. I’m lucky in that I’m willing to wait on VR, but I’m sure it’s disappointing for someone who wants to try it and…

4 cops with guns on me. Helicopter over my head. They won’t notice if I sliiddddeee to the right and help myself to this police car.

Yes. He denies responsibility.

High school football?

And how the goalie has already mastered the art of berating his defenders.

I love all the little drama when one of them grabs the ref’s sleeve, and when the Real Madrid boy collapses at the end of the match! It’s so funny how they’re clearly imitating adults, lol.

I assure you, Rays fans- like their brethren along the eastern seaboard- have most certainly not enjoyed the Bautista regime.

Curt Schilling being decent and making sense just makes the other 95% of the times we hear from him that much more aggravating.

Real question - how did you choose that photo? For the record that’s a photo of a group of Civil War reenactors who were marching in the 2016 St. Patrick’s Day parade. One of whom I know. A bit disturbing to see his photo under that headline with the tag Violence Against Women. Is there no caption necessary beyond…

I honestly think the whole ‘hormone’ portion of his answer was him saying, as delicately as he could muster in a non-native language, “I bet it sucks to have to play tennis while on your period.” Which is probably true.

“Hey, great win out there.”

Mmmm, society mix-in.

I met HRC once, on my 21st birthday. I was working at a Clinton Foundation fundraiser at the Museum of Natural History in NYC. They hadn’t told us anything about how the Clintons would enter and I just assumed they would come in the back through some super secret door or something.

The idea is that Clinton has become a political rock star, but I also saw this as a dramatization of how people think women are preordained to act around Clinton.

Have you ever been to Gawker? Almost everything on here is poached after becoming popular on another site a few days prior. That’s what happens when all the good writers leave and you still need some kind of content to create adspace on. No worries, Hulk Hogan will be rectifying the problem in short order. The whole…

I mean, the expansion fee is $500 million. It’s easier to demand that when you can tell an owner “your team won’t be dogshit for 10 years.”

You shady bitch.

Actually, the image speaks to the absurdity of the so called “facts” he speaks. Because they are not facts at all. They are fantasy, pure and simple. No one is getting arrested for expressing libertarian beleifs. That’s absurd. A bunch of so called libertarians held up a government building at gunpoint for weeks and…