The university acted proactively and appropriately while addressing those concerns.

either this is a really deep cut of a troll or you read exactly four words of the article. Poe’s Law is frustrating sometimes.

But now who is going to lead the team on the final drive of a playoff game to a 27-yard chip shot field goal that the kicker will then miss thereby ending the Vikings season in hilariously depressing fashion? Feel like the whole game plan for the season is out the window now...

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

I assume the ST Louis Cardinals have signed him to a multi-year deal for singing the Canadian National Anthem the White Way. The Cardinal Way

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

And, of course, we Rangers fans are left watching Dan Girardi patrol the blue line for another 25 seasons.

Yeah I was basically explaining this tournament and some notables to my family and tried get a bit too clever by telling them Austria, with Alaba (THE BEST LEFT BACK ON EARTH) were my dark horses to make the semi finals. Now they still don’t understand tactical formations, substitutions, or the constantly running…

Almond Milk: For Those Times When You Think, “Fuck California’s Weather - Let’s See If They’re Still Laughing When I Steal The Bastards’ Water”

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

Stay on the easy bracket? And dishonor their Viking ancestors feasting and battling in the halls of Valhalla? This is peasant speech. In the hearts of every Englishman and Frenchman beats the ancient fear of longships spotted on the horizon, coming their way.

True warriors seek out the greatest opponents to smite

You don’t coast to a win after extra time.

Zlatan is extremely likeable.

So sayeth Zlatan.

Most goal scorers seem to be really unlikable players (except Messi). It seems to come with the territory.

Iceland is ~330,000 people.

Icelander here!

I swear to god, all the news and talk since the Orlando shooting has put me in a very weird and depressive mood. This was the first smile I have had in two days. thank you Sean Brody, thank you Abba.

Someone glossed over the title. It’s ok, I did a double take too.

Yes. The one panel presented to western journalists by the president of Whatever Chinese Glass Bridge Co. doesn’t break.