Kid: Mom, I want The Ascent!
Mom: We have The Ascent at home
The Ascent at home: Cyberpunk 2077

Crazy as it sounds, we are currently living in the Golden Age of pools. It usesd to be WAY WORSE:

I went with Tellyamom Eyesedhi

I think his wife deserves the achievement for raising 3 kids as a single parent.

You forgot the biggest part of the hack! You ask for half and half for both the rice and beans. People are terrible at eyeballing half, and you end up with more food by weight. Also, I recommend asking for a salad. Its the same as the bowl, but they start you out with a bed of greens.

I didnt see a way to change the DX. I was expecting a pop-up right before launch, but the game just started. It did run better last night though, maybe because it was cooler than the midday weekend I had been trying to run it before? Idk, but I am more interested than ever in finding new computer parts

thanks for the tips! I guess X11 is worth a shot, at least until I can make a new computer :p

Id like the game a lot more if it would run at more than 2 frames per minute. I’ll admit my graphics card is crap, I think its a Nvidia 1080 or something dumb. But even at the lowest settings the game takes 10 min to load, and I’ll frequently get lag spiked and destroyed by enemies the game hasnt bothered to display

This article is amazing. Thank you for writing it!

The warrior icon is the blade of a battle axe, obviously
/s

wow, these streamers are taking the entire DAY off? #bravery

Jack Harlow was the first rapper in eminem’s Killer Remix, which if you havent heard it, you should, because its fire

That is a good question! It requires using dimensions we cant perceive, so I imagine it would be quite the challenge

For anyone trying to conceptualize this:
Picture a flat piece of paper
Now roll it so it forms a cylinder
Now imagine folding that cylinder around until it touches itself
Now imagine that donut folding through other dimensions we cant perceive until it touches itself again

How to date if you’re unvaccinated:
Dont! You’re not worthy of love. 

My exclamation usage goes something like this:
Use an exclamation point so I seem friendly! Normal sentence so I dont seem crazy. End with an exclamation point to remind them Im friendly!

Im hoping for Fas10 Furious

What the F are you even talking about? The people who stole electricity will either be fined or arrested. Plenty of people are getting sued all over the world, but not over this.

Hey, when you’re right, you’re right! Speaking of right, step right this way. We have a jail cell right here!

I believe they are currently trying to punish them with comfy cushions. If that doesnt make them see the error of their ways, maybe theyll move up to comfy chairs.