There will be another Zelda game in the future that hasnt even been announced yet. Ganon will be the final boss of that too.

And a shotgun. And an automatic fist constantly shaking at the sky because mine has arthritis.

“Unsurprisingly, though, Mattel’s executives were a little bullish on the idea of a funny movie about a doll that appealed to a broad audience as opposed to a movie about an action figure that, um, wears clothes?”

I have no idea what you mean, but I am guessing you are using the term bullish wrong. Bullish vs Bearish…

To be EXACT you are wrong. There are final fantasy tactics, mystic quest, crystal chronicles, x-2, lightning returns, tactics advance, crisis core and probably a few others. we’re probably approaching final fantasy 30 at this point, but dont let being completely wrong stop you from being a piece of poop

Take a long hard look at the mother fu**ing BOAT

im going to tell my kids this is megan mccain

Anyone remember when Deadspin was told to stick to sports and they all resigned and the rest of the writers in the GMC union all changed their profile pics to the union logo and then lost to management anyway? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

By law the FDA will not allow you to call these “cheeses,” they are technically pasteurized cheese products

Fuse the ball onto a weapon and throw it at the target. Or you can fuse a bomb onto an arrow and shoot the thing.

Yennifer is your gf, but putting oil on your sword breaks immersion...

OH! It’s simple! You guys, random commenter on internet solved government! Turns out it was simple all along! The CEO is just going to take less money and all our problems are solved! 
Cmon man, dont stop now, you’re on a roll! How would you solve world hunger? “Simple, give them food”

3 years

bro, what are you talking about?

If I ever fall to my death while trying to take a selfie, please just tell people I killed myself. Otherwise I think I’d die of shame

Shadow was the assassin, but his real name is Bruce. Interceptor is a really good boy.

Baby’s first word will be “grandma”

It’s a real stupid question. But the answer is yes.

Here you go:

social media gave everyone a voice. Unfortunately it did not also give them anything interesting to say.

“The actor, who was holding the prop gun that he says misfired and killed Hutchins,”

The actor was holding a real gun. A real actual gun with real actual ammo that was really actually fired and really actually killed. If you are going to describe that as a prop gun then you should also start identifying yourself as a…