I used to be high on life. I would seize the day! But I built up a tolerance. I had to start seizing 3-5 days at a time just to catch the same buzz.

Speaking of piss poor taste, this video is sponsored by Bud Light

Some people just want to watch the world turn

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Im thinking of a series. We could start with “The Chamber of Secrets” and work our way up to the “Deathly Hollows”

Great. Now try writing an article about what a wooden spoon is and how to place it across a pot

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go back to playing Japanese Martial Artist Gaiden

Right before hallway guy there is a girl playing her switch in direct sunlight, and somehow the screen outshines the sun. WTF is that nonsense?

Chris Evans did it better

“Although DeSantis has mostly been towing the Trump party line...”
Toeing the line. As in the toes on a foot. The reference comes from British Parliament where there are lines on the floor that you must not cross to keep opposing parties from rushing each other. You arent dragging a line behind you.

I was a stand-in for Gilbert on a movie, and I can assure you that is his real voice. You may be thinking of Bobcat Goldthwait who had a fake voice that made him famous and now he refuses to do it again

What do we want?
More EVE articles!
When do we want them?
On a regular basis!

There are 3 usb ports on the switch, 2 on the left, and one under the back panel

You’re describing slotting fees.

This is so sad. I’ve loved this series since the first game, but this just looks like butt. Not sweet Kardashian butt, this is some middle aged overweight hairy plumber looking butt

If I went around calling myself “emperor” just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

95% of all Facebook accounts can be are within 4 degrees or less

It becomes a bright idea after illuminated by fire!

There’s an old saying in Tennessee, I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says “kill me once, shame on you, kill me... you can’t get killed again” -George W Bush

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