black woman says horrible things so white people can pretend they arent racist. Wow, only needed one sentence!

Sorry, for some reason I cant post my own comment, so enjoy this even though it isnt meant as a reply to you specifically:

Wanda Sykes is C list at BEST

Define car: a four-wheeled road vehicle that is powered by an engine and is able to carry a small number of people

This has 3 wheels, no engine, isnt designed for roads, and cant carry people, as it maxes out its capacity at one person. It in no way fits any part of the definition of “car”

The first time in history the French didnt surrender

20 year old baby needs a bottle and a nap

Out of an infinite number of possible universes, ours is the worst

Im on a dolphin, doing flips and shit,
the dolphin’s splashing, getting err’body all wet,
But this ain’t seaworld, it’s as real as it gets,
Im on a boat mother F’er dont you ever forget

The one thing CA does right?!?! C’mon, we’re pretty good at having homeless people too

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. If I went around saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

I know who should run the place

People are calling this Rimworld, as if Dwarf Fortress didnt exist or something

This is a job for Action Item!

Oh yeah, we all know how much kids go crazy for $20 lollipops. Seriously, my eyes hurt from rolling so hard

Lets not forget that Joey ditched all his “Friends” and moved to Hollywood

Funny thing, when I go to my neighborhood swimming pool the girls dont approach me and ask if I want them to twerk in my face for 500 bits

Why does Ross, the biggest friend, not simply eat the others???

Jeremy Jordan was 34 when he played an 8 year old in Newsies

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