This will almost without a doubt result in a new category. Modifying hardware external to the game has been done in several other categories, the one that jumps to mind is mario kart on snes, where people would take apart their controllers to remove the thing that prevented simultaneous left and right inputs, which…

Actually, Sephiroth is available at 3:00 pm pst for season pass holders. You have to complete a special event where you beat a boss version of Sephiroth first though.

Stuck needs to get his swagger back. This line “I don’t get to demand anything, and I know that.” is very telling. Actually, you DO get to demand things, especially if they are important to you. The fact that you are feeling bad for talking to a friend is preposterous. Your life is your own, and you are free to talk…

The most annoying bug I’ve found is that my options settings keep resetting themselves. Never seen anything like it before.

But the game is still fun! You know the adage ‘you should never bring a knife to a gun fight?’ Well, not in this game. Stabbing fools is OP!

Altered Beast remake looking sick!

Michael Harriot is the nation’s greatest living writer. He should be made a national treasure, and his articles should be required reading in high schools across the country.

“On average – keeping in mind that the number of minutes spent applies across the entire population and not just parents”
Youre right. The study DOES take into account people who have zero childcare responsibilities at all. In fact, it applies across the entire population, not just parents.

How the hell are blind people upset about this? The tag wasnt written in braile.

The picture says it is “Cheese on a pizza” when it is clearly “A pizza under cheese”

Exit light, enter night, take my head, we’re off to never never land

“Nintendoland, which at the moment is one of the best places they—or we!—can be”
Cmon down to Nintendoland where every ride costs $60, even if it’s 20+ years old! 

Since your name is “Lars” Im going to also assume that you are vehemently against people streaming your music

Fine, but what does any of this have to do with Covid-19? What effects does the ongoing global pandemic have on people who want to play fighting games? Why even mention something video game related if youre not going to analyze world events?!

Mike loves wheelchairs

“Flushable” has no legal definition. You can flush pennies. You probably shouldnt, but theyll flush just fine. Also note the language companies use. “they immediately start to break down after flushing” which is technically true! Also, toxic waste immediately starts breaking down after it’s created, but it will take…

I’d like to play a song on the world’s smallest violin for the 21 year olds with 6 grand to drop, but I cant afford the violin. If you paypal $6,000 to me, you’ll get double your money back once I start holding small violin concertos. I’ll also throw in a free ticket to the concert!

Michael Harriot is America’s best writer and should be counted as a national treasure

Obligatory joke about women inventing scissoring

If any ladies are looking for someone to breathe into their cervix, Im your Huckleberry

Owwwwwwww my eyes! The goggles do nothing!