TENS unit on the nads.

Thirty or forty seconds is more than long enough to kill a whole bunch of people, truckers do it every day.

Or...............................

Rat hole sun

I need to invest in a rogue vinyl record pressing machine and pirate in the old way!

We must elect the guy that doesn’t care about laws to get people to follow laws!

No one is complaining about that.

Wow did you just tell Clinton to stay in her lane?

Yes, you can’t drive 55 if the car won’t move at all.

Daft Punk...come out of retirement.

Me. Glad Disney finally got around to it too.

Stay charged for a week? Track your sleep at night when you’d normally charge your watch? Allow you to wear a cool guy watch and still track stuff?

“Yeah, my truck only gets 1/3 of the advertised range. But that’s only because of the weather. And my driving at highway speeds. Sure, the infotainment screen stopped working for multiple hours on end. But it finally worked again! And these things weren’t made for the current infrastructure because of the cables being…

Hear me out: Tesla doesn’t need Musk. In fact, given his current status and reputation, one could argue it would be better off without him. In the past, he brought the company good PR as the “new genius savior of the world”, but those days are long gone. 

Took longer for them to turn on their own than predicted, but, yeah, this was entirely predictable.

28 Raves Later

Not sure how I feel about this.

I’m so glad that a series that was founded in the ideal of moving forward is now exclusively moving backwards.

Only Feige can wear the hat. All pretenders are forbidden!