They probably plan to sell the same car two or three times each.

I don’t know. What if Hertz tries to accuse me of stealing the car after I’ve bought it? Their trustworthiness is sketchy as hell, you know.

This Marvel-lite,”here are some logos” approach to announcing movie lineups feels immensely sad to me. It reminds me of how in the 2000s every tech exec tried to copy Steve Jobs’ presentation style and failed miserably at it.

They Full well knew what they were doing.

this site was never and will never be more than a clickbait

Agreed. The reopen of Jezebel is never going to work without hiring at least one writer who has copyediting skills. Sorry, Jez, but your prime audience is aging feminists who grew up on books, not Twitter. We NEED words to be spelled correctly.

Girl. Bear all?

So many questions:

Thanks so much for being a voice of patronizing mediocrity.

I do not fear spoilers

He’ll always be my Gurney.

The real shocker: he returns as Sheriff Lobo.

We all need to do our part to make Dune Part 2 a huge success, so that he makes Dune Messiah. And then make that a big success, so we can pressure/guilt/persuade him into making Children of Dune and God-Emperor.

shut this comment section down, we have a winner. 

What about amazon prime video?!? Ugh!

For those that need a hint, do a search for a “binary to text translator”.

This is an A+ joke

Thank you for this needed smile.

Certified Jalopnik Gold comment

I’ve driven around the LA Basin a couple times.

It takes a special show to make you love EVERY character. I can’t wait.