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Thank you for NOT making this a slide show! 

Calling them “Mean” is sugarcoating it.

The somehow even more fucked up part about all of this... anti-abortion assholes are saying “You didn’t read the whole story, she was able to go to Indiana”. Like somehow having to cross state lines to get something she could have got locally last week is NBD and that things are still normal.

that is clearly a stunt butt.

Do people think that’s attractive? It looks unnatural, out of place, etc.

All chaps are assless, that’s why they aren’t called pants.

I’m so confused that people are confused about this.

That car is America as fuck. And, as somebody above said, ‘that’s not a compliment.’

Try draping a clean washcloth over the edge of the bucket so that it wicks water up. Bees can drink this and they don’t run such a risk of drowning. Surface tension is hard to deal with when you’re that small.

Weinermobile!

I thought Harry Shum was Racocoonie’s Monster.

Brilliant.

I see Rocket is doing cameo appearances in other studios’ movies. How does his deal with Disney allow him to do that?🤣

It’s the end result of someone turning a Billy Bass into a fleshlight.

You know when scientists construct a face from just a skull? More than a few are giving me “artist’s rendition.”

I think that’s number three on those evolution charts.

Lizzo was forced to change the lyrics to new single, “GRRRLS,” after the original featured an ableist slur.

Yeah, a lot of these people look like neanderthals.  A lot of crazy eyes here too. 

Yes, that time Shrek was turned human.

Such a blog will have a headline that makes you go, “I bet Claire wrote this,” before you have a chance to click and see the byline.