that is clearly a stunt butt.

Do people think that’s attractive? It looks unnatural, out of place, etc.

All chaps are assless, that’s why they aren’t called pants.

That car is America as fuck. And, as somebody above said, ‘that’s not a compliment.’

Weinermobile!

It’s the end result of someone turning a Billy Bass into a fleshlight.

You know when scientists construct a face from just a skull? More than a few are giving me “artist’s rendition.”

I think that’s number three on those evolution charts.

Lizzo was forced to change the lyrics to new single, “GRRRLS,” after the original featured an ableist slur.

Yeah, a lot of these people look like neanderthals.  A lot of crazy eyes here too. 

Yes, that time Shrek was turned human.

Such a blog will have a headline that makes you go, “I bet Claire wrote this,” before you have a chance to click and see the byline.

My turn:

I was there thirty years ago. I was there the day the strength of plastic failed.

Was this physician’s name T. Ravis Barker, M.D., by chance?  And did he look just like Travis except for a lab coat, a toy stethoscope, and a fake-looking moustache?  

I had to Google both ayurvedic and this Martha Soffer and of course it was ancient pseudoscience and of course it was a white woman.

Is there a less surprising headline for a Kardashian that married Travis Barker?

Welp, looks like Tx still has suuuuuuper late-term abortions covered.

That dude sucks. Has always sucked. White men will pretend to be woke to further themselves then but as soon as that $$$ comes they're like 🤷‍♂️

Don’t be a Rick Sanchez and take these things for granite.