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Weinermobile!

It’s the end result of someone turning a Billy Bass into a fleshlight.

You know when scientists construct a face from just a skull? More than a few are giving me “artist’s rendition.”

I think that’s number three on those evolution charts.

Lizzo was forced to change the lyrics to new single, “GRRRLS,” after the original featured an ableist slur.

Yeah, a lot of these people look like neanderthals.  A lot of crazy eyes here too. 

Yes, that time Shrek was turned human.

Such a blog will have a headline that makes you go, “I bet Claire wrote this,” before you have a chance to click and see the byline.

My turn:

I was there thirty years ago. I was there the day the strength of plastic failed.

Was this physician’s name T. Ravis Barker, M.D., by chance?  And did he look just like Travis except for a lab coat, a toy stethoscope, and a fake-looking moustache?  

I had to Google both ayurvedic and this Martha Soffer and of course it was ancient pseudoscience and of course it was a white woman.

Is there a less surprising headline for a Kardashian that married Travis Barker?

Welp, looks like Tx still has suuuuuuper late-term abortions covered.

That dude sucks. Has always sucked. White men will pretend to be woke to further themselves then but as soon as that $$$ comes they're like 🤷‍♂️

Wow, that is really somethink

Don’t be a Rick Sanchez and take these things for granite.

Damn, I forgot about tenants!

Yeah. It’s really not that big of a deal.

Fun Fact: It’s actually possible to calculate Harlow’s approximate height from the basketball photo.