WHITE HOUSE ADVISOR: Just so we’re clear Mr. President, you’ve appointed a man who’s committed his life to fighting the EPA to head the EPA, a man who wanted to abolish the Department of Energy to be Energy Secretary, a fast food CEO who wants to abolish organized labor as Labor Secretary, I mean, what’s next? Is your…

I’m sure none of the Bills players or their fans want to keep going 7-9.

At 60-65, Ryan is vastly overqualified to coach the Jaguars.

Yeah...it’s how my coworkers figured out I was preggers. In a library full of people.

Can’t wait to see Joe Smith III take on Hopkins in 2030

How about the entirely illegal porn found on your nephews’ computer? My brother asked my dad to ask me to fix his teenage sons’ computer and dropped it off. I hadn’t agreed, but, hey, family, so I started on it. And found it absolutely encrusted with the nastiest porn, including bestiality and kiddie porn. I’m no…

FORE!!!!!

I have never confused him With Michael Stipe or Martin Sheen, but I have confused him with Michael Shannon!

I met him once! He was glued to the cheese table in a way that completely stole my heart.

I appreciate every genuine laugh I get in the midst of my low key freaking out nonstop since the election. Thank you for that one, I LOLed! (I’m an old, so you took me back to the days of my kickass weebles ship. Didn’t matter how stormy the seas, those tiny sailors did not fall down)

It’s not his porn I’m worried about. It’s his nearly constant presence on Brietbart, Drudge, Infowars, RedState, /r/The_Donald, and some other conservative conspiracy theory sites that concern me (and my mom). For a retired guy living in Florida, he’s way too angry at the world.

People are never so prudish as when they’re confronted with the fact that their parents are sexual beings.

I think Cho comes off looking worse in this than Tilda. Though my first thought was why on earth would she seek out the opinion of Margaret Cho in the first place? It seems like just such a bizarre out of nowhere email to send to someone. I mean maybe there is some more backstory here that we aren’t getting, but that…

Is this the beef to end off 2016? Cuz im here fot it. It hits all my faves: petty, messy and makes us talk about race.

Rule #1 of IT support: If it isn’t a felony or an imminent physical danger, you didn’t see nothin.

Awkward

Please, Trump technically won and will be inaugurated, something he claimed couldn’t happen due to “rigging”.

I would fake faint in front of Obama in the hope that he caught me. And maybe tried CPR.

He would have blamed her weight and then said, “Sad.”