Aye, and shat it out to boot.

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I love the sentiment, but we should strive for achievable goals.

Buy your cars for yourselves, not for anyone else.

When did they start letting women be lesbians?

I read that in a “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams” voice.

Elon is recommending affected vehicles should be upgraded to full autonomous driving, making the need to see what’s in front of you unnecessary.

I have very much enjoyed your presence, your writing, and your journey for years, Mercedes - I just wanted to let you know.

I work in entertainment, and this is one of the realest and truest things I have heard someone in this industry say:

AJAB

Chicago’s very own...

Pictured: Blonde Ambition

“The Red Rocker,” I do believe, is the man’s nickname.

Spilling them now on the Jezebel Discord:

A lowlight of my career is that one time Pauly called me creepy and weird for something that was neither.

Cristina Ricci really coming at Louise Brooks throat like that.

I would have called this boring except (again) I really love a glove<3

If you ever read a Jez article, and its someone talking about a man’s height, you’ve stumbled across a Kylie.

In its prime I thought the main appeal was the articles gave the commenters a chance to opine and play and hash out whatever was on our minds, often with the author participating.

Twink all, *maybe*.