“The Red Rocker,” I do believe, is the man’s nickname.

Spilling them now on the Jezebel Discord:

A lowlight of my career is that one time Pauly called me creepy and weird for something that was neither.

Cristina Ricci really coming at Louise Brooks throat like that.

I would have called this boring except (again) I really love a glove<3

If you ever read a Jez article, and its someone talking about a man’s height, you’ve stumbled across a Kylie.

In its prime I thought the main appeal was the articles gave the commenters a chance to opine and play and hash out whatever was on our minds, often with the author participating.

Twink all, *maybe*.

This article is dickbait.

 I’m also struck by how much older and more regal and severe he now looks???

Finding thousands of donuts and not being able to eat them? That’s basically a cop’s 9/11.

One man’s ambition is another market’s arrogance.

Way to stand your ground, Kia Cop.

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I took it between convention center locations this year at NAB. I would describe as being driven down the street by someone in a Tesla.

Who?

I hope no one ever forgets just what a looker the 1999 Honda Insight was:

Who wants to break it to them that their SUV is a minivan?

All Robots Are Bastards

The British flag carrier confirmed that he tested positive