I like Christiana Aguilera way more than her sister Christina.

Quite the bald-faced lie, and then some.

“Rouse"

Looks like there was a little else to this than Elon led us to believe.

In a packed the to brim with nausea article, this for some reason stuck out to me.

i.e., the phone book.

I just broke my neck between your first and second sentence.

many of the men signing up for dick filler have average size penises

Thats not Wednesday pictured, btw.

I find it to be a masterclass in the transformation of period and race while retaining the narrative and perhaps even enhancing the impact.

Its fucking delightful.

The review says this movie takes place over a few days, so I think you are safe here.

Read it again, for the first time.

As a demonstrably mediocre man, I was offended by this:

These are all way better if you read them in a shaky falsetto.

I wouldn’t know where to start, it was my first time attending and it was pretty f’en magical.

I attended last night, and I gotta tell you, Jasmin Savoy Brown came down the elevator into the lobby about an hour before the show, and it was a damn reveal...most of the room just hushed themselves.

That caption is the realest shit I ever read...

HOW DOES IT NOT????

I mean...

thank you!