There’s a special place in hell for people who mount their tv over their mantel.

Almost every bee I have seen in the past 6 years in LA has been trying to drown itself in my pool.

Almost every bee I have seen in the past 6 years in LA has been trying to drown itself in my pool.

FYI: the dish they were preparing is called Raccocoonie, the animal is known as Racoocoonie’s Monster.

omg

In the right light, i.e. none, this could almost pass as human:

Add a little more chlorine to the gene pool, please.

This is very good and you should feel very good for having written it.

Absolute legend.

The two things I spend most time silently screaming about (out loud) are:

Scott

Basketball Twit’s propensity for grabbing the mic is a bit irksome - my daughter asked if he’ll be the town televangelist next season.

He said the same thing to me, which, if I’m being honest, came out of nowhere.

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thanks, I really appreciate it, she’s been able to get me into a clinical trial before, so that either will help or hinder!

My oncologist just left UCLA to work for City of Hope on this very project - here’s hoping she hooks a brother up!

You’re a horrible landlord, Sarah.

my bedsheets?

Despite its arrival at what’s hopefully the tail end...