The two things I spend most time silently screaming about (out loud) are:

Scott

He said the same thing to me, which, if I’m being honest, came out of nowhere.

You’re a horrible landlord, Sarah.

Despite its arrival at what’s hopefully the tail end...

Blocked and reported for heightism.

They think they are accusing you of virtue signaling.

My wife to be and I thought it would a fun and collaborative memory-making experience to place disposable cameras on all the tables at the reception, to let people document all the moments they thought were worth sharing.

A Key Bump, btw, is a sweeter and tangier version of a Bump, which while native to tropical Southeast Asia, has been popularized in the Florida Keys, and is often used in pies.

Honestly, at times, its flirts with bourgeois.

Olivia Rodrigo is wearing a slightly smaller woman as a dress.

My problem with irregardless is that its essentially a linguistic double negative, right?

Truly, these two are men amongst men.

I also love a gradient, Kim Joo-ryeong, but please do pick a better place to begin and end, lest you end up looking like the loveliest Bomb Pop on the block.

I do not support the breakfast binary.

This is an idea literally borne of the fact that these people see the Getty Museum monorail running up and down the hill every day and think, “Why don’t they just make more of that?”

AKA Brentwood

HOW DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?????

I’ve been in the beta since this was feature announced and updated my app frequently and furiously, yet I still see neither the functionality nor the setting.

Tepid goss, at best.