just remember that old adage, when you call me a bum, you make an ass out of you and me.

Now I feel dumb, I made my chum numb.

oh yum!

i love these, they were big when i was in high school.

A 196...wait a sec...nice try, erin.

this?

i literally bumped into him at the linkin park memorial show at the hollywood bowl a few years ago, i thought he looked like an absolutely ridiculous jackass.

this is a peculiar article...

“I’m thinking of playing a character where this woman is transgender. So my hair is going to have to be—she’s a woman that transitions into a man, so my hair is going to have to be really short...”

i suspect it’s an ig filter:

its a record scratcher for sure, and i love it, but part of me thinks that their dicks see a great deal of attention in the scrubbing, cleansing and general upkeep department, it’s the rest of them that’s figuratively and literally unclean from neglect.

100% understandable if there was a discussion about whether or not it was necessary to add at Soccer to the end of this headline..

she’s a mal vivant if she’s anything.

she has a variety of cookout-friendly recipies up on her IG right now, from potato salad to coleslaw...

you have really elevated your headlines over the years, andrew.

he built his campaign upon this wall, and wanted it to be emblematic of him and his power.

i had a post ready to go, but after reading yours, i realized mine was a bust.

boston fans arent going to take this sitting down!

that is not a shoe that is a heel.

its a t-mobile coverage map i think.