she’s a mal vivant if she’s anything.

she has a variety of cookout-friendly recipies up on her IG right now, from potato salad to coleslaw...

you have really elevated your headlines over the years, andrew.

he built his campaign upon this wall, and wanted it to be emblematic of him and his power.

i had a post ready to go, but after reading yours, i realized mine was a bust.

boston fans arent going to take this sitting down!

that is not a shoe that is a heel.

its a t-mobile coverage map i think.

after a very very brief search, i find you to be fetching.

i’m 5'14"

his wife says she wouldn’t change it at all, even if she could.

for all my subtleties, i could not spare you this... i have failed you.

they are ganging up on him in agreement!

if i ignore eminent domain for the duration of this post, i consider myself landed aristocracy.

hyperbole, chief.

“He clearly pointed out our blatant hypocrisy and double standard, let’s all gang up on him!”

go get ‘em, tiger.

well, if nothing else, i can now see how he got his name.

Came for this joke