matisyahuserius
MatisyahuSerious
matisyahuserius

boston fans arent going to take this sitting down!

that is not a shoe that is a heel.

its a t-mobile coverage map i think.

after a very very brief search, i find you to be fetching.

i’m 5'14"

his wife says she wouldn’t change it at all, even if she could.

for all my subtleties, i could not spare you this... i have failed you.

they are ganging up on him in agreement!

if i ignore eminent domain for the duration of this post, i consider myself landed aristocracy.

hyperbole, chief.

“He clearly pointed out our blatant hypocrisy and double standard, let’s all gang up on him!”

go get ‘em, tiger.

well, if nothing else, i can now see how he got his name.

Came for this joke

more like cock ring of honor, amirite?

trust me, there are way worse ways to misspell his name.

yeah, but, who was he wearing?

it’s no guarantee that he’ll be considered toxic by another, less scrupulous team.

you already know what must be done, tom....the question is, are you prepared to do it?