on the road? no.

and i know just the guy for the job!

no one wants to eat the rich when they look so unappetizing.

House of Cars confirmed.

someone should create a documentary which tracks down these audience members, have them recount the experience and show us how the car, if still in their possession, has fared.

he’s aware of the roof being on fire, but unaware that everyone who pulled out is content to watch the motherfucker burn.

well, thats unsettling.

you said but plugs.

(I’ll be here all week...)

What have you got at home????!!!!

i have an inkling, which i will confirm when i get home tonight.

Axeholes.

i don’t believe anything i have ever said or done has gotten so many so up in their feels.

if they sentence you to any time at all, its sexism, and i will fight for you.

getting your poorly-conceived jingoistic talking points together before you come up in here with that nonsense, ya twat.

my fingers said to my brain, “we got this, you just relax.”

I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a job qualification.

sarah believes being a woman trumps being a monster.

#allholybooksmatter

unless it’s bring your mosquito to school day, i think this is sound advice.