dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

we’re sure its not rhyming slang for rich, yeah?

and they showed up at my door with...oatmeal raisin goodies

stick to storms!

any chance he’s playing with a full deck?

thanks

what a card!

loved this piece, loved this guy - more, more more!

are you though?

i see a phoenix, majestically rising from the ashes.

“Absolutely, I’m a real boxer,” Paul said. “I’ve done it for a year and a half now...”

if they’d let elon build his space tunnels, all of this could have been avoided.

did this expire? it’s coming up $849.

did this expire? it’s coming up $849.

just make sure its really a hair before you split it, k?

i dont believe i said that, no.

i’m choosing to ignore that last hashtag, focus on the fist [sic] one, and remind you that hand job ≠ jerk off.

its gotta lotta spunk, for one thing.

micro agression, macro scale.