as seen on the 101 near calabasas few weeks ago:

*whew*

I broke up with him soon after.

i guess it must be the kinja commentista in me.

makes sense - coming from someone who fixes their phone like fonzie.

well done, abc, for further attempting to normalize a known criminal.

remind me where he landed on joe budden’s list again?

i agree - disney should buy sony.

never forget to remember :

they want their mamas to be proud of their boys!

i have never seen the latter half of a sentence so throughly make the former half superfluous.

by the by, i will never not ungray your name if i see it.

its a tremendous word.

“Everything’s good, I love the guy. He’s the best thing that ever happened to this country.”

From: Dude at a Computer

speak your truth, dm.

like he is farting, or like the act of farting?

I love how this thread serves to distract and ignore everything that was so perfectly written in your post.

i recognize quality when i see it, and i should probably mention it more when i do. hell, after the first read, i was little jealous that i hadn’t conceived of it myself.