STOP MAKING JOKES OFF MY JOKES!

hey, that goalpost is moving!

fuck laundry.

love idris - and i swear, he was designed for macavity.

i’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.

real talk though, she looks like she was just pining for her youth in front of a Zoltar machine.

Trump tweeted that “no human being would want to live” there. So what does that say about all of the people who currently live there? What kind of message does this give them?

I worry that my daughter will get sucked into the trappings of Ro’s huge, fancy, consumerist LA life.

i think this take is reductive, dated and somewhat offensive.

please note that i did not say, “then just win.”

It would make sense for them to go in together and ask for similar structures, but i’m not sure that it’s going to benefit the USMNT that much

pass, i’ll stick with the water-based models - that shit seems dangerous.

pass, i’ll stick with the water-based models - that shit seems dangerous.

good.

Two meats diverged in a dewy wood,
And sorry I could not eat both
And be one carnivore, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent to the left;

Then consumed the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the sweeter claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had…

and Baskin-Robbins always finds out.

talk like that is gonna get you kicked out of the tribe, regi.

i cant say how often he charges in, but i bet the charge off’s are too numerous to count...

i mean, it was likely just a contributing factor, but i admire his candor nonetheless.

maybe both?

i think its meant to imply they are going to 15-4 this year.