matisyahuserius
MatisyahuSerious
matisyahuserius

is that guy pissed because of how many records sun set?

did she mention she has a black friend™ though?

i hate fiancé instead of fiancée.

Stay safe Los Angeles!

Yay, gun control...

i’d say he should go back to where he came from, but i’m hopin’ his mama wouldn’t have him.

take his badge away, and he still represents a sickening and seemingly massive percentage of this godforsaken shithole of a country.

take his gun away.

i feel like we’ve all entered into an unspoken agreement not to invoke the name of michael jai white’s ‘97 magum opus, and i’m ok with that.

and if they do, i’ll get my friend taimak to sort them out. if that glow was enough to handle sho’nuff, it’ll be enough to handle that peroxide squad.

i read that as chronologically - between the release of meteor man and the first blade film.

brian tyree henry- paper boi, from atlanta.

will star in the reboot of the greatest black superhero movie since Meteor Man

i’d like to think i’d handle my success more gracefully than this were i to go play basketball for the local middle school.

But, you know, it just seems like it’s every letter, every week. A little too “on the nose”, too coincidental, if you know what I mean.

LM: WALRURCN?

But do you get a gift card after the night?

try the mouth.