thats the single most magnanimous thing i’ve ever seen done on deadpsin.

Lots of us already scan quickly past the tweets here in the hopes that we’ll get past them before they load.

It’s supposed to be noticable once you start?

it’s an older bop, but it checks out:

most men are...springs from insecurity, i suspect.

i mean that i moved from nyc to la, and i havent had a decent butter chicken in nearly 15 years.

Love Heelz.

...very much knew that they were going to get married and simply opted not to announce it

i mean, i dont even care if he is or isnt...or if he thinks he is or isnt - i just dont want or need a president who thinks its appropriate to share his thoughts on the topic.

honorable mention:

he literally just called himself great looking.

Robot Umpire Performed About As Well As Human Umpire

Keep in mind that if you illegally vandalize my car in one of these illegal valet spots, you should expect to come back to a severely vandalized valet.

“It’s 528 Hz, which is the frequency of love.”

Alas, local police are being real sticklers about returning what “belongs to the bank” or whatever.

As someone from Columbus, OH, I don’t understand why people think you can’t get good Indian or Chinese or pretty much any other kind of food outside NYC.

What are our fundamental freedoms?

the indian food is great, though.

quite literarily lamenting the opposite...

Its members will address basic questions: What are our fundamental freedoms? Why do we have them? Who or what grants these rights? How do we know if a claim of human rights is true? What happens when rights conflict? Should certain categories of rights be inextricably “linked” to other rights?