matisyahuserius
MatisyahuSerious
matisyahuserius

I know someone who has met him and she said he can be snobbish.

savannah guthrie!

I have absolutely ZERO interest in what a guy thinks of my “pie”. 

not even a single:

any joke is a dad joke if the guy has kids!

it’s fine - i typed all of that.

not just julius randle with hops, but also with subtle notes of oak and fir, a surprising effervescence which pairs nicely with a dry-aged filet and is just as much at home at a backyard bbq as it is in a high end steakhouse.

if he were 93, he’d ask “to fuck Daniel Craig,” adding, “presumably just..... very slowly.”

I believe the point has been served.

You set that up nicely.

And who’s fault is that?

oooo! now thats a quite a dig!

Please send your best healing wishes to Leonardo DiCaprio, who fought a volleyball and lost

please dont make me blush like that, randi - i look dreadful in red.

spoken like a true transpondster, zirrah.

cnn already trying to start drama:

youre a train.

meh...should have saved up his money and gotten a duorail...they are twice as cool.